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- - :5/*% [WSOLIFDBA - ABDFILOSW[ %*/5: - A ELECTRON PRESENTS SPEED RACER ON JUNE 24, 1991. IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE OUR LAST RELEASE DUE TO LACK OF TIME AND INSPIRATION. GOT BORED WITH DE ELECTRON PRESENTS SPEED RACER ON JUNE 24, 1991. IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE OUR LAST RELEASE DUE TO LACK OF TIME AND INSPIRATION. GOT BORED WITH DEMOS. BE SURE TO READ THE DOX FILE THAT SHOULD BE ON THE DISK. SINCE I SPENT THE TIME MAKING IT, WE HOPE YOU LIKE THE GAME. ANY COMMENTS, SUGGESTIONS, CRITICISMS....OR IF YOU WANT ADDITIONAL TRACKS WHEN WE MAKE THEM CALL THE CASINO AT (303)-693-7335. ALL CREDITS FOR THE RELEASE GO TO DOKKEN FOR EVERYTHING, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING. ELECTRON 1991..."THE WORST DEMO GROUP EVER".......ADIOS. - .DEFGHIJKLMNOPQ - /T VWXYZ[/] ^_ - CAR 1CAR 2CREDITS LEFTPOSITION BONUSOLD SCORELAP BONUSNEW SCORETOP 3 SCORES - HIT RETURN TO SAVE SCORES - DRONE 2AVERAGEDRONE 1-FASTAVE-- YET -- TIMES --FASTEST- -FASTEST- -AVERAGE- - N0CAR 1CAR 2 - LAP - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!. - 2PLAYER 1 CONTROLS PLAYER 2 CONTROLS DOKKEN GAMBLERPLAY MODECOOPERATIVECOMPETITIVEENTER NAMEPLAY SPEED RACER! - _COOPERATIVE: IF ONE PLAYER HAS - /CREDITS, BOTH PLAYCOMPETITIVE: OUT OF CREDITS, - SPEED RACER: ALL INPUTS CORRECT - 2SO PLAY THE GAME. SPEED RACER: ALL INPUTS CORRECT - +SO PLAY THE GAME. PLAYER 1: ENTER NAME FOR - 9PLAYER 2: ENTER NAME FOR - =1 PLAYER: WELL, SOLITAIRE IS - .<2 PLAYERS: OH YEA, TWICE THE - <PEOPLE, TWICE THE FUNDOKKEN: - 3BUTTON = ACCELERATE - 1NO BUTTON = BRAKE - 8GAMBLER: BUTTON = BRAKE - 3NO BUTTON = ACCELERATEENTER NAME: RIGHT, LEFT, UP, - 3AND DOWN TO CHANGE. - CAR 1CAR 2CREDITS LEFTPOSITION BONUSOLD SCORELAP BONUSNEW SCORETOP 3 SCORES - :5/*% [WSOLIFDBA - 7ABDFILOSW[ %*/5: - 0A DUMB SHIT TEXT - .DUMB SHIT TEXT - .DUMB SHIT TEXT - .DUMB SHIT TEXT - .DUMB SHIT TEXT - 3ELECTRON PRESENTS SPEED RACER ON JUNE 24, 1991. IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE OUR LAST RELEASE DUE TO LACK OF TIME AND INSPIRATION. GOT BORED WITH DEMOS. BE SURE TO READ THE DOX FILE THAT SHOULD BE ON THE DISK. SINCE I SPENT THE TIME MAKING IT, WE HOPE YOU LIKE THE GAME. ANY COMMENTS, SUGGESTIONS, CRITICISMS - OR IF YOU WANT ADDITIONAL TRACKS WHEN WE MAKE THEM CALL THE CASINO AT (303)-693-7335. ALL CREDITS FOR THE RELEASE GO TO DOKKEN FOR EVERYTHING, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING. ELECTRON 1991 - .;"THE WORST DEMO GROUP EVER" -
SPEED RACER BY ELECTRON. RELEASED ON JUNE 24, 1991. ELECTRON "THE WORST DEMO GROUP EVER" MEMBER STATUS: THE GAMBLER AND DOKKEN HIT SPACE TO BEGIN DOCUMENTATION. - . ABDHP - SPEED RACER BY ELECTRON. RELEASED ON JUNE 24, 1991. ELECTRON "THE WORST DEMO GROUP EVER" MEMBER STATUS: THE GAMBLER AND DOKKEN HIT SPACE TO BEGIN DOCUMENTATION. - SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 2 MAIN SCREEN: 1 OR 2 PLAYERS...IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THIS ONE, SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP IMMEDIATELY. CONTROLS: DOKKEN OR GAMBLER. FOR BOTH CONTROLS, JOYSTICK RIGHT AND LEFT TURN THE CAR IN THOSE RESPECTIVE DIRECTIONS. DOKKEN CONTROLS: BUTTON PRESSED ACCELERATES THE CAR WHILE BUTTON UNPRESSED DECELERATES THE CAR. - SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 3 GAMBLER CONTROLS: BUTTON NOT PRESSED ACCELERATES THE CAR, AND THE BUTTON PRESSED DECELERATES. DOKKEN CONTROLS ARE EASIER TO DRIVE BUT KILL YOUR THUMB AFTER AWHILE. STRONGLY SUGGEST STARTING OUT WITH DOKKEN CONTROLS TO GET THE FEEL OF THE GAME THEN SWITCHING TO GAMBLER CONTROLS SO YOUR THUMB CAN LEAD A NORMAL LIFE AFTER THE GAME IS FINISHED. COOPERATIVE OR COMPETITIVE MODE. ONLY A FACTOR IN 2 PLAYER GAME. - SPEED RACER DOKS PAGE 4 COMPETITIVE MODE... PLAYERS RACE UNTIL THEY ARE OUT OF CREDITS. ONCE A PLAYER IS OUT OF CREDITS, HIS GAME IS OVER. COOPERATIVE MODE... AS LONG AS 1 OF THE 2 PLAYERS HAS CREDITS LEFT, BOTH CAN RACE. NOTE: ONCE A PLAYER IS OUT OF CREDITS, THAT PLAYER NO LONGER GETS A POSITION BONUS, ONLY A LAP BONUS. BY THE WAY, ONLY TRUE ENEMIES PLAY COMPETITIVE MODE. (FOR EXAMPLE, THE GAMBLER AND I) - SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 5 OR SO ENTER NAME... MOVE THE JOYSTICK RIGHT OR LEFT TO SELECT THE CORRECT POSITION OF THE PLAYER'S NAME, THEN MOVE THE JOYSTICK UP OR DOWN TO SELECT THE CORRECT LETTER. POSSIBLE LETTERS: A-Z . ! AND SPACE IF YOU REQUIRE A LETTER THAT IS NOT AVAILABLE, CALL 1-800-WAA-AAAA PLAY SPEED RACER...BY FAR THE MOST DIFFICULT COMMAND OF ANY. FOR CENTURIES PHILOSOPHERS HAVE PONDERED OVER THE TRUE MEANING OF THIS STATEMENT...THE ONLY RESULT OF THESE PONDERINGS IS SORE THUMBS, GREY HAIRS, AND A COUPLE SKIPPED LUNCHES. - SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 6ISH HMM, SINCE YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR, I PRESUME YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO WORK THIS PROGRAM. CONGRATS. COUPLE QUICK COMMENTS... YOU MUST FINISH 5 LAPS FOR YOUR AVERAGE TO QUALIFY AS A TOP AVERAGE. IF YOU COULDN'T FINISH 5 LAPS BEFORE THE DRONES FINISHED, TRUST ME, IT WASN'T MUCH OF AN AVERAGE. THERE ARE 10 TRACKS INCLUDED IN THIS PACKAGE. IF YOU THINK THESE TRACKS ARE DIFFICULT, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN SOME OF THE SADISTIC TRACKS WE DISCARDED. - SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 32/4 AS YOU CAN SEE (OK, NOT FROM HERE, BUT WHILE PLAYING) THE TRACK IS SET UP IN A 6X5 GRID OF BLOCKS. SO THAT YOU DON'T CHEAT ON LAPS, THE GAME KEEPS TRACK OF THE CORRECT ORDER OF BLOCKS TO FINISH A LAP (WITH AN ERROR MARGIN OF 1 LAP IN CASE YOU GET SLOPPY). IF YOU SKIP A BLOCK BY "COWING" IT THROUGH THE GRASS, MAKE SURE YOU BACKTRACK AND PICK UP THE BLOCK SO YOU DON'T MISS A LAP. MISSED LAPS MAY NOT MATTER TO AL UNSER JR AND RICK MEARS, BUT THEY'RE A PAIN TO MAKE UP. THE WARNING TRACK ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE ROAD DOES NOT SLOW YOU DOWN. THE GRASS DOES. THIS IS A HINT. STAY ON THE ROAD AND THE WARNING TRACK. "STAY OFF THE GRASS". - SPEED RACER DOX HIGH NUMBER PAGE OK, HELPFUL HINTS FROM THE MASTERS. (THAT'S US IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW) 1. DRIVE REALLY FAST AND WIN A LOT OF RACES. 2. IT'S OK TO SLOW DOWN. REALLY. 3. CREDITS ARE DEDUCTED WHEN A DRONE BEATS YOU. THEREFORE, A GOOD IDEA IS TO BEAT THE DRONES. 4. FOR REALLY FAST LAPS, HUG THE CORNERS TIGHT. IN GENERAL, THE CLOSER YOU GET TO THE WARNING TRACK, THE FASTER A LAP YOU'LL RUN. 5. PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE. THE MORE YOU RACE A TRACK, THE BETTER YOU'LL RACE. WELL, UNLESS YOU HAVE NO COORDINATION. - SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 10, I THINK. 6. USE A GOOD JOYSTICK. NONE OF THOSE BIG STICK ONES EITHER. ELECTRON ENDORSES THE SLIK STIK. MAINLY BECAUSE THEY LAST LONGER, BUT ALSO BECAUSE THEY ARE RESPONSIVE AS ALL GET OUT. 7. THERE IS ONE MORE REALLY, REALLY, SUPER MAJOR LIKE-WOW HINT I COULD GIVE YOU, BUT ISN'T IT ALWAYS BETTER TO DISCOVER THINGS FOR YOURSELF? YES, I'M GETTING VERY SLEEPY. - SPEED RAC.....YOU KNOW THE STORY. OK, CREDITS. THIS IS REALLY EASY. EVERY PIXEL, EVERY NOTE, EVERY COMMAND BY DOKKEN OF ELECTRON WHY? GOT SICK OF DEMO CODING HALF WAY THROUGH APHASIA/ELECTRON. DEMOS USED TO BE VERY COOL, BUT I AM NOW OFFICIALLY BORED OF BOTH - MAKING THEM AND LOOKING AT THEM. I WILL PROBABLY MAKE A SPEED RACER V2 THAT WILL BE MOSTLY THE SAME BUT WITH A COUPLE EXTRA GOODIES. I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ANY CRITICISMS, SUGGESTIONS, OR, GASP, COMPLIMENTS YOU MIGHT HAVE AS THEY'LL BE HELPFUL TO ME. - SO, CALL ELECTRON HEADQUARTERS THE CASINO BBS (303)-693-7335 ALSO, WE WILL PROBABLY MAKE MORE TRACKS, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN GETTING THEM, GIVE US A CALL. NOTE...THE TRACKS AND TOP SCORES THE GAME USES IS "HI.SCORES". TO RESET THOSE SCORES, EITHER SWITCH TO ANOTHER DISK OR SCRATCH THAT FILE. YOU CAN ALSO RENAME "HI.BACKUP" TO "HI.SCORES". ALSO, TO RACE AGAINST OUR TIMES, RENAME "HI.ELECTRON" TO "HI.SCORES". - ARE YOU STILL HERE? UMMM, HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME GREETS' OK, GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO. HMM, WE GREET... ROCKERBOY, RUNDY, MOONBALL, THE PHANTOM, CAPED CRUSADER, TIAMAT, ZACK THE WONDER DOG, MAGAZINE, THE CREATIVE GENIUS BEHIND WILD-CHERRY PEPSI, ANYONE WHO CAN BEAT OUR TIMES IN SPEED RACER, AND MOM. GROUP GREETS? NAW, NO POINT TO IT. - HISTORY LESSON #1. 1988...DOKKEN LEARNS ML. BAD MOVE. STARTS SPEED RACER. DOES BAD JOB, HAS A FEW BUGS. DID SOME OTHER THINGS POORLY. 1990...ELECTRON STARTED. WORSE MOVE. 1991...DOKKEN DOES JUNGLE/ELECTRON, CASINO/ELECTRON, AND APHASIA/ELECTRON. BOREDOM SINKS IN. SAYS, HEY, I'LL FINISH SPEED RACER...LOOKS AT THE OLD PROGRAM, LAUGHS A LOT. RE-DRAWS AND RE-PROGRAMS EVERYTHING FROM SCRATCH AND 4 WEEKS LATER RELEASES THE THUMB-KILLER KNOWN AS SPEED RACER. XXX - OOOO I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS GAME. WE DO. I WOULDN'T HAVE FINISHED IT IF I DIDN'T LIKE IT. DOKSTER'S DICTIONARY PAGE 45... "COWING"...KOW-ING...VERB PROBABLY OF FRENCH ORIGIN. THE ACT OF EATING A WHOLE LOT OF GRASS IN SPEED RACER. CONSEQUENTLY, GETTING LAPPED BY DRONES AND SWEARING A LOT. AGAIN, CALL THE CASINO AND GIVE ME SOME FEEDBACK ON THIS GAME...I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF IT. - OH, THIS PROGRAM IS SPREAD DOK-WARE. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU FEEL LIKE PARTING WITH MONEY BECAUSE OF THIS GAME, GO TREAT YOURSELF TO A MOVIE. THE GAMBLER AND MYSELF HAVE SLIGHTLY DRIVING STYLES (I STAY ON THE ROAD) AND LOOKING AT OUR FAST LAPS GIVES AN INDICATION OF WHAT KIND OF TRACKS EACH OF US LIKE. OK, IF I CODED THIS WRITER THINGY CORRECTLY, THE TEXT WILL WRAP NOW SINCE THIS IS THE LAST PAGE. HEY, IT MAY BE CHEESY, BUT IT WORKS. THAT SAID, THIS IS DOKKEN OF ELECTRON "THE WORST DEMO GROUP EVER" SAYING........ ADIOS. (THE GAMBLER SAYS BYE, TOO) - ) 8SPEED RACER BY ELECTRON. - ; :RELEASED ON JUNE 24, 1991. - ;"THE WORST DEMO GROUP EVER" - 8 .MEMBER STATUS: - !HIT SPACE TO BEGIN DOCUMENTATION. - ) 6SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 2 - .1 OR 2 PLAYERS - .5IF YOU NEED HELP WITH - ;THIS ONE, SEEK PROFESSIONAL - 1HELP IMMEDIATELY. - 6 =CONTROLS: DOKKEN OR GAMBLER. - %FOR BOTH CONTROLS, JOYSTICK RIGHT AND - :LEFT TURN THE CAR IN THOSE - 6RESPECTIVE DIRECTIONS. - DOKKEN CONTROLS: BUTTON PRESSED - 9ACCELERATES THE CAR WHILE - <BUTTON UNPRESSED DECELERATES - ) 6SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 3 - %GAMBLER CONTROLS: BUTTON NOT PRESSED - <ACCELERATES THE CAR, AND THE - ;BUTTON PRESSED DECELERATES. - #DOKKEN CONTROLS ARE EASIER TO DRIVE - !BUT KILL YOUR THUMB AFTER AWHILE. - "STRONGLY SUGGEST STARTING OUT WITH - _DOKKEN CONTROLS TO GET THE FEEL - =OF THE GAME THEN SWITCHING TO - >GAMBLER CONTROLS SO YOUR THUMB - CAN LEAD A NORMAL LIFE AFTER THE - 1GAME IS FINISHED. - COOPERATIVE OR COMPETITIVE MODE. - _ONLY A FACTOR IN 2 PLAYER GAME. - ) 7SPEED RACER DOKS PAGE 4 - 0COMPETITIVE MODE - ;PLAYERS RACE UNTIL THEY ARE - >OUT OF CREDITS. ONCE A PLAYER - ;IS OUT OF CREDITS, HIS GAME - 0COOPERATIVE MODE - =AS LONG AS 1 OF THE 2 PLAYERS - :HAS CREDITS LEFT, BOTH CAN - >NOTE: ONCE A PLAYER IS OUT OF - >CREDITS, THAT PLAYER NO LONGER - =GETS A POSITION BONUS, ONLY A - "BY THE WAY, ONLY TRUE ENEMIES PLAY - 1COMPETITIVE MODE. - (FOR EXAMPLE, THE GAMBLER AND I) - ) <SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 5 OR SO - "MOVE THE JOYSTICK RIGHT OR LEFT TO - ;SELECT THE CORRECT POSITION - :OF THE PLAYER'S NAME, THEN - <MOVE THE JOYSTICK UP OR DOWN - =TO SELECT THE CORRECT LETTER. - $POSSIBLE LETTERS: A-Z . ! AND SPACE - #IF YOU REQUIRE A LETTER THAT IS NOT - :AVAILABLE, CALL 1-800-WAA- - 0PLAY SPEED RACER - ./BY FAR THE MOST - 9DIFFICULT COMMAND OF ANY. - _FOR CENTURIES PHILOSOPHERS HAVE - >PONDERED OVER THE TRUE MEANING - 1OF THIS STATEMENT - =RESULT OF THESE PONDERINGS IS - >SORE THUMBS, GREY HAIRS, AND A - 7COUPLE SKIPPED LUNCHES. - ) 9SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 6ISH - $HMM, SINCE YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR, I - >PRESUME YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO - =WORK THIS PROGRAM. CONGRATS. - . 5COUPLE QUICK COMMENTS - _YOU MUST FINISH 5 LAPS FOR YOUR - ;AVERAGE TO QUALIFY AS A TOP - AVERAGE. IF YOU COULDN'T FINISH - 85 LAPS BEFORE THE DRONES - =FINISHED, TRUST ME, IT WASN'T - 3MUCH OF AN AVERAGE. - $THERE ARE 10 TRACKS INCLUDED IN THIS - <PACKAGE. IF YOU THINK THESE - TRACKS ARE DIFFICULT, YOU SHOULD - >HAVE SEEN SOME OF THE SADISTIC - 4TRACKS WE DISCARDED. - ) 9SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 32/4 - "AS YOU CAN SEE (OK, NOT FROM HERE, - _BUT WHILE PLAYING) THE TRACK IS - _SET UP IN A 6X5 GRID OF BLOCKS. - SO THAT YOU DON'T CHEAT ON LAPS, - ;THE GAME KEEPS TRACK OF THE - !CORRECT ORDER OF BLOCKS TO FINISH - A LAP (WITH AN ERROR MARGIN OF 1 - LAP IN CASE YOU GET SLOPPY). IF - _YOU SKIP A BLOCK BY "COWING" IT - THROUGH THE GRASS, MAKE SURE YOU - _BACKTRACK AND PICK UP THE BLOCK - 8SO YOU DON'T MISS A LAP. - =MISSED LAPS MAY NOT MATTER TO - _AL UNSER JR AND RICK MEARS, BUT - :THEY'RE A PAIN TO MAKE UP. - #THE WARNING TRACK ON THE OUTSIDE OF - THE ROAD DOES NOT SLOW YOU DOWN. - 3THE GRASS DOES. THBIS 'A HINT. - STAY ON THE ROAD AND THE WARNING - =TRACK. "STAY OFF THE GRASS". - SPEED RACER DOX HIGH NUMBER PAGE - #OK, HELPFUL HINTS FROM THE MASTERS. - >(THAT'S US IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW) - #1. DRIVE REALLY FAST AND WIN A LOT - "2. IT'S OK TO SLOW DOWN. REALLY. - %3. CREDITS ARE DEDUCTED WHEN A DRONE - =BEATS YOU. THEREFORE, A GOOD - ;IDEA IS TO BEAT THE DRONES. - !4. FOR REALLY FAST LAPS, HUG THE - _CORNERS TIGHT. IN GENERAL, THE - =CLOSER YOU GET TO THE WARNING - >TRACK, THE FASTER A LAP YOU'LL - !5. PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE. - >THE MORE YOU RACE A TRACK, THE - !BETTER YOU'LL RACE. WELL, UNLESS - 9YOU HAVE NO COORDINATION. - !SPEED RACER DOX PAGE 10, I THINK. - !6. USE A GOOD JOYSTICK. NONE OF - <THOSE BIG STICK ONES EITHER. - ELECTRON ENDORSES THE SLIK STIK. - MAINLY BECAUSE THEY LAST LONGER, - 9BUT ALSO BECAUSE THEY ARE - :RESPONSIVE AS ALL GET OUT. - 2 57. THERE IS ONE MORE - !SUPER MAJOR LIKE-WOW HINT I COULD - =GIVE YOU, BUT ISN'T IT ALWAYS - =BETTER TO DISCOVER THINGS FOR - =YES, I'M GETTING VERY SLEEPY. - .3YOU KNOW THE STORY. - 0 0OK, CREDITS. THBIS ,REALLY EASY. - >EVERY PIXEL, EVERY NOTE, EVERY - "WHY? GOT SICK OF DEMO CODING HALF - =WAY THROUGH APHASIA/ELECTRON. - !DEMOS USED TO BE VERY COOL, BUT I - !AM NOW OFFICIALLY BORED OF BOTH - MAKING THEM AND LOOKING AT THEM. - %I WILL PROBABLY MAKE A SPEED RACER V2 - THAT WILL BE MOSTLY THE SAME BUT - _WITH A COUPLE EXTRA GOODIES. I - "WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ANY CRITICISMS, - "SUGGESTIONS, OR, GASP, COMPLIMENTS - $YOU MIGHT HAVE AS THEY'LL BE HELPFUL - 5ELECTRON HEADQUARTERS - ? .THE CASINO BBS - ALSO, WE WILL PROBABLY MAKE MORE - TRACKS, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN - =GETTING THEM, GIVE US A CALL. - .=THE TRACKS AND TOP SCORES THE - 9GAME USES IS "HI.SCORES". - $TO RESET THOSE SCORES, EITHER SWITCH - _TO ANOTHER DISK OR SCRATCH THAT - :FILE. YOU CAN ALSO RENAME - ;"HI.BACKUP" TO "HI.SCORES". - ALSO, TO RACE AGAINST OUR TIMES, - 4RENAME "HI.ELECTRON" - /TO "HI.SCORES". - ) 3ARE YOU STILL HERE? - M=, HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME GREETS' - =OK, GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO. - 1 -HMM, WE GREET - ;ROCKERBOY, RUNDY, MOONBALL, - <THE PHANTOM, CAPED CRUSADER, - <TIAMAT, ZACK THE WONDER DOG, - =MAGAZINE, THE CREATIVE GENIUS - 9BEHIND WILD-CHERRY PEPSI, - =ANYONE WHO CAN BEAT OUR TIMES - 8IN SPEED RACER, AND MOM. - 6 -GROUP GREETS? - 4NAW, NO POINT TO IT. - ) 2HISTORY LESSON #1. - .<DOKKEN LEARNS ML. BAD MOVE. - 3STARTS SPEED RACER. - =DOES BAD JOB, HAS A FEW BUGS. - =DID SOME OTHER THINGS POORLY. - .>ELECTRON STARTED. WORSE MOVE. - .<DOKKEN DOES JUNGLE/ELECTRON, - 4CASINO/ELECTRON, AND - 1APHASIA/ELECTRON. - 1BOREDOM SINKS IN. - ? <SAYS, HEY, I'LL FINISH SPEED - .0LOOKS AT THE OLD - 6PROGRAM, LAUGHS A LOT. - 8RE-DRAWS AND RE-PROGRAMS - ;EVERYTHING FROM SCRATCH AND - 64 WEEKS LATER RELEASES - 6THE THUMB-KILLER KNOWN - /AS SPEED RACER. - "I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS GAME. - WE DO. I WOULDN'T HAVE FINISHED - 7IT IF I DIDN'T LIKE IT. - <DOKSTER'S DICTIONARY PAGE 45 - :PROBABLY OF FRENCH ORIGIN. - THE ACT OF EATING A WHOLE LOT OF - $GRASS IN SPEED RACER. CONSEQUENTLY, - <GETTING LAPPED BY DRONES AND - /SWEARING A LOT. - "AGAIN, CALL THE CASINO AND GIVE ME - :SOME FEEDBACK ON THIS GAME - WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF IT. - $OH, THIS PROGRAM IS SPREAD DOK-WARE. - THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU FEEL LIKE - "PARTING WITH MONEY BECAUSE OF THIS - #GAME, GO TREAT YOURSELF TO A MOVIE. - $THE GAMBLER AND MYSELF HAVE SLIGHTLY - #DRIVING STYLES (I STAY ON THE ROAD) - "AND LOOKING AT OUR FAST LAPS GIVES - =AN INDICATION OF WHAT KIND OF - 7TRACKS EACH OF US LIKE. - !OK, IF I CODED THIS WRITER THINGY - !CORRECTLY, THE TEXT WILL WRAP NOW - (SINCE THBIS 4THE LAST PAGE. HEY, - _IT MAY BE CHEESY, BUT IT WORKS. - / -THAT SAID, THBIS )DOKKEN OF - $ELECTRON "THE WORST DEMO GROUP EVER" - ;(THE GAMBLER SAYS BYE, TOO) -